about me

What can be said about me? Here is the thing: I am S. Price Horn. I am just some guy. There are a bunch of words you could use to describe me, among them:

  • short
  • bald
  • odd
  • jittery
  • wack
  • craven
  • superstitious/cowardly
  • misshapen
  • obsequious
  • purple
  • clairvoyant

Anyway, yeah. I am a fella what writes stuff on this site. I live in Kansas City. I am married. I have children.

By the way, the “S” stands for “stupid.”